How To Deactivate Your Facebook Account – The Establishment

 

¬† Oh Death and Birthday Book, poor and excellent substitute for a village, a community, a family. Source of positive feedback, encouragement, and “things that I would never see otherwise”. You are a poor choice for someone with as little impulse control and as much attraction to sociopathy as me. And it turns out, I really can’t quit you, can I?

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To reactivate, simply log back in. We’ll be waiting.

Source: How To Deactivate Your Facebook Account – The Establishment